A new mind series starring Bryson Sharp, an office worker from Black Mesa that got teleported to a new world after the Resonance Cascade. He now must find his way out of his newly formed prison. I also make animations using Blender, and I do custom Minecraft map playthroughs.
...today when I started up Portal 2, the menu seemed perfectly normal, just like on what happened for me in Left 4 Dead. But, when attempting to play the game, my face pulled a "D:". Most or all of the textures and shading were broken, EXACTLY like what happened for me in Left 4 Dead. So, in order to keep up with games that were made past 2007, I will try to scrounge together enough pennies to get a better computer. I doubt it'll happen soon, however.
In the CooL-Psymon conflict, I have taken the side of President CooL, and built him a massive superweapon, codenamed Excalibur. Here are some pictures:
The topmost portion of Excalibur.
A wide view, showing the top of Excalibur and the top of its focusing pillars.
An ant's eye view of Excalibur. It's massive.
Bird's Eye view of Excalibur. Just as massive. This was taken on Normal render distance, and the whole thing barely fits in the picture.
A slightly lower angle of the above picture.
Height - 64 M
Width/Length - 50 M (Base is 50 x 50)
Weaponry - Lava-fueled laser
Power Generators - Six dual Steve & Witney Afterburning Turbocarts
Security - Secure lever-controlled, iron double-doors
Firing Range - Can strike anywhere on the planet
"Once upon a time, there was a man named Benjamin Turner. He made a popular mind series on YouTube called "Bryson's Mind". One day, while waiting for Jared O'Brien to write the script for Episode 2, Benjamin got bored and decided to screw around with Blender, making awesome, unvoiced, Minecraft-themed animations."
PART YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT.
Until Jared finishes the script for Episode 2, or until I get tired of waiting and think of something else, I will release Minecraft-themed animations on a semi-regular basis. End of transmission.
Edit: Gah, now I know why it's called Blender, its camera is almost always tilted, and afterwards, it feels like your head's been put in a blender.
There's a chicken, a fox, a sack of grain, and a bridge. You must get them all to the other side of the bridge, but you can only carry one at a time. If left alone with the grain, the chicken will eat the grain. If left alone with the fox, the fox will eat the chicken. How do you get them all across the bridge without anybody or anything getting eaten?
Beta 1.3_01 is out (Woot!) and all my mods are broken (Fawk), but on the bright side, the first episode of Bryson's Mind is being uploaded! Current Youtube Estimate: 35 hours (Double Fawk) *EDIT* 45 hours (Triple Fawk) *EDIT 2* 50+ hours (Infinite Fawk) *EDIT 3* 1 1/2 Hours (Infinite Anti-Fawk) *EDIT 4* Accidentally saved it as a sound file (Triple Fawk) *EDIT 5* Re-rendered, uploading (135-150 mins. left). Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to screaming into a headset mic.
I have my microphone and episode 1 is all edited and such, but I've just been too damn lazy to do the voice acting. Oh, and I got a few mods for Minecraft that I may or may not put to use in the series:
Uploading for the first 11 minutes of the first episode of Bryson's Mind has begun! At the time of posting, it has around 1507 minutes left, which comes out to be... 25.111111111... hours. MORE THAN A DAY. Looks like I'm going to be not doing anything complicated on the internet for a while. It should be out sometime tomorrow. Maybe.
I had my video 94% rendered, when I looked at it, saw a part I hadn't voiced yet, and thought to myself, "Shit, I only cut out a tiny bit" So now I get to re-render the whole eleven minutes, which will take at least another hour.
While waiting for my microphone, I'm sitting with about eleven minutes of Bryson's Mind: Episode 1, with full dialogue and editing, and nothing to do with it. So, in the week(s) before my microphone arrives, I've decided to put up what I have finished on to YouTube. Note that when the full episode comes out, this third of the episode will be taken down. As of now, the Sony Vegas rendering time is up to one hour and forty-seven minutes. Judging by how long the one minute took to upload (Two Hours), this will take approximately twenty-two hours to upload. Jesus Christ, this is going to be annoying.
While doing the voice acting for the first third of Bryson's Mind: Episode 1, my microphone was being really annoying, but at least it worked. I had to start recording, squeeze the cable just right, then it would actually record something more than static. But now, the microphone's absolutely shot, and no amount of cable-squeezing will make it work. I've ordered a new headset microphone from Wal-Mart, and it'll arrive in 1-2 weeks, so no voice acting until then.
Woohoo! I'll put up monthly polls for new content in the episodes, and I will give other information and estimated release dates. I will also use this for news about the episodes, the current amount I have finished, and if something went horribly wrong, like my goddamned microphone breaking on me...