Video Update

I've got a lot of video footage saved to my computer, and I'm not even gonna bother checking, but here's some rough estimates at how much I have:

30 Minutes - 45 Minutes of Bryson's Mind

45 Minutes - 60 Minutes of Bryson's Unscripted Adventure

So I need to edit that up, upload it, write tags for them (which I try to put a message in), etc, etc, etc.

Much to my dismay...

...today when I started up Portal 2, the menu seemed perfectly normal, just like on what happened for me in Left 4 Dead. But, when attempting to play the game, my face pulled a "D:". Most or all of the textures and shading were broken, EXACTLY like what happened for me in Left 4 Dead. So, in order to keep up with games that were made past 2007, I will try to scrounge together enough pennies to get a better computer. I doubt it'll happen soon, however.

My Internet Is Horrible.

A quick test on an internet connection site reveals my current speed to be exactly 57.4 KBps. That's horrible. I really need to get better internet, but it'll happen soon enough. Hopefully.

Excalibur

In the CooL-Psymon conflict, I have taken the side of President CooL, and built him a massive superweapon, codenamed Excalibur. Here are some pictures:

 The topmost portion of Excalibur.

A wide view, showing the top of Excalibur and the top of its focusing pillars.

 An ant's eye view of Excalibur. It's massive.

 Bird's Eye view of Excalibur. Just as massive. This was taken on Normal render distance, and the whole thing barely fits in the picture.

A slightly lower angle of the above picture.

Statistics:

Height - 64 M
Width/Length - 50 M (Base is 50 x 50)
Weaponry - Lava-fueled laser
Power Generators - Six dual Steve & Witney Afterburning Turbocarts
Security - Secure lever-controlled, iron double-doors
Firing Range - Can strike anywhere on the planet

I Went Flying in the Nether Again...

But this time I managed to shoot down 28 Ghasts before dying a horrible, fiery death by crashing into a wall and falling into a sea of lava. A few things I managed to do were:

Getting hit by Ghast fireballs without taking a hint of damage;
Fly with my plane on fire;
Crash surprisingly few times;
And remember to turn damage off at the start.

Mod Review #1

I did a mod review, flew around in The Nether, and shot some Ghasts.

LIES

I was only kidding :D But still, it may be a while before the next episode is out, for I have yet to even begin work on it.